Instagram
gratefully-dabbed:

mrnmrsfreaky247:

justbecausefun:

covert-prophet:

thesacredgrove:

yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Lmao

Lmfao 😂-MRS

ahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahah, and I’m really high….
accurate.

gratefully-dabbed:

mrnmrsfreaky247:

justbecausefun:

covert-prophet:

thesacredgrove:

yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Lmao

Lmfao 😂
-MRS

ahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahah, and I’m really high….

accurate.

My legs and butt feel nice. Leg days are great.

chancedenoir:

Good company right now would be nice. 

Abandoned? Perhaps. Shall I expect nothing? Probably. 

I’ve got a one way ticket
so I’m leaving home
I don’t expect to return
and that’s none of your concern

I am just a bird trapped in a cage.

I am just a bird trapped in a cage.

Youimage

all
image

are
image

thirsty
image

as
image

fuck.
image

I like that.
image

Fux wid me :D

So…who wants to fuck? 

So…who wants to fuck? 

the-stradivarius:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy

alyssabasel:

I want sex. And then cuddling. And then sleep. And then pancakes.

But especially pancakes

I do not know why, but there is something about being at home that entirely changes my mood. One moment I feel like I have finally come out from the water to breathe, and in an instant I feel like I am a bird trapped in a cage to be crushed in a magical performance. What is this? Why does this happen?

"'I’ve had a bad week.'
‘What has happened?’
‘Nothing’s happened. I’ve had a bad week in my head, is all.’"
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity   (via raspberrymilk)

I hope that one day someone gives your heart what they promised. 

A message from Anonymous
1, 3, 24, 70

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

  • Uhm, all three? DUH! ;)

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed

  • This is a toughie. Maybe Squidward? I dunno. Iderno. But for real though, I have no idea.  

24: Three spots that drive you insane

  • Someone is trying to figure me out. My neck, back, and inner thighs. 

70: Booty or Boobs?

  • Personality. LOL! Booty irresistible. Who booty is it, who booty is it, who booty, who booty, who booty is it? I’m gonna smack it. I’m gonna smack it.